Best sex ever today JesUS cHrIst

shslcutie:

*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*

(Source: masterbat3r, via hate)

zabuzasword:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

(Source: coopercanes, via cherishthebooty)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donutĀ 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via lolgtfoslut)

blissfullittlemissleading:

*seduces you with my extensive knowledge of buffy the vampire slayer*

(via p0ppy-seeds)